Pretty Little Problems

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

I do foolish things 60% of the time!

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [/] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ]Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [/]Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [/] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [/] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [/] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [/] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [/] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [/] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [/] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [/] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [/] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [/] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 12

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door
25. [/] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [/] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [/] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 15

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [/] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [/]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [/] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [/] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [/] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [/] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 21

41. [/] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [/] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [/] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [/] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [/] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [/] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [/] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 28

51. [/] Have done enough stupid things to take this test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [/] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [/] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [/] Forgot your own phone number
59. [/] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [/] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 34

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said 'funner' then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [/] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [/] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [/] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [/] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [/] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [/] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [/] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [/] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 42

71. [/] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [/] Ran into a door jam
74. [/] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [/]Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ]Have licked playground sand
77. [/] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [/] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't
79. [/] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [/] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 50

81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [/] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [/]Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [/] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Laughed out loud in the middle of class over something you just thought up in your head
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks/spoons at people in a restaurant
90. [ ]Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 53

91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [/] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [/]Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [/]Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [/]Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [/] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [/] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [/] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [] Have popped a balloon in your mouth...


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